Bartending Comics

Unless you’ve been there, it’s hard to convey the frustration I feel when the bar is mobbed, I’m in a hurry, and someone orders a single god damned shot of Red Death – then I put all the bottles back and serve it, and then the person next to them orders the same fucking thing and I have to do it all over again.

Although I had my own method of making screaming nazis, third reichs, and liquid crack/heroin/cocaine, it largely consisted of grabbing a couple German-sounding schnapps and thinking, “Shit, did that have Goldschlager or Rumple Minze in it?” then watching the customer’s face while they did the shot. Truth be told, I had a hard time keeping them straight. And for some reason, I had a damn hard time finding any liquid drug shot recipes in actual books (which pretty much suck across the board).

After consulting a shit ton of internet sources (some of which I admit probably “consulted” each other), I noticed there’s a lot of crossover, and some legitimate disagreement on the screaming nazi front. I propose that the name “screaming nazi” be solely used for Jager/Goldschlager, because there seems to be no disagreement that Jager/Rumple Minze is a liquid heroin.